Saturday, 19 May 2012

Shit Happens





Or the story of how a humble little word took on the combined might of the world's great religions - and won



Taoism
Shit happens


Confucianism
Confucius says, shit happens


Buddhism
If shit happens, it isn't really shit


Zen
What is the sound of shit happening?


Hinduism
This shit has happened before


Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah


Protestantism
Let shit happen to someone else


Catholicism
If shit happens, you deserve it


Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?


Atheism
I don't believe this shit


Agnosticism
What is this shit?


Innergy
Just observe the shit passing by

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The SNAIL

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Hotch Potch English: The SNAIL ~ 'Wonderful Words: Part 2'
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